Sunday, January 07, 2007

Kengka tenggau pendiau...

Ngelama tu tak baka burung semalau kuchau kuchau nampung lachau; tak munyi tawak tentalau mai begau. Ohhhh hhaaa anang guai melandai be inyak inyai merindang temuai meh nuan deh aki gerubituai. Ku urang, " nuan tu bedagu daun biru betibang di kuyu". What are you gonna do 'bout it? My only silent response could only be..what the hell could I possibly have done? OOOOoooo waiiit a minute! Anang guai laban agi kating kating engkitang baka perigang tanduk nadai pala; agi gining gining tesat engkining baka anak rusa. Nadai payung enggau belindung; nadai perabung ngerumbung!! Engka ujung minggu tu ila meh laban tudah indai enggau menyadi udah ga ngapil nyembah tuansipol minta ngambi aku pulai baru-munyi serbana leka lagu ' ambi aku pulai baru' tudah aya siku ti sama sekelas enggau tudah indai aki gerubi kelia menya.

Tajapan lantang mua berandang dipeda surut mansang, pemerinsa seminggu mingu tu nadai dikira. Iya kemaya kala kena sespindit ditumbit ari buding sekula? My first time, and maybe more to come..dini kitai nemu! How could I be so dumb? Nya meh stupidity leads to many experiences enggau pemedis. "Tahan jua ehh ko tok," ku bala kaban sekeda. Ingat ga aku ke timang kaban aku siku ti munyi tu, "Anang tusah Dick, bisi kami..guarantee idup." Lapa kitai enda ingat! "Yalah ko tok..samseng gilak," ku tudah kaban aku siku ti ari Sematan nundi aku. Hmmm where was I..March 1983? Yeappp buddy..Bah nuju bala kita ti ngidupka aku seminggu minggu tu..how could I possibly forget!! Terima kasih. Melanau ti muai...hmm bala Melanau ga ti keran masang pemerani meri aku makai..Steven, Yunus, Phillip, Nordin, King..Thanks!! "Debai inau inau,..peduli apa," ku Bapa deh! Whatever that means hahahaa.. Ketegal aku siku dua iku ari sida tu nyau betimbal beperak enggau Bedui Uni laban ditagang Bedui mai pemakai pulai ke buding! Wrong move cikgu..Ukai nama, enti nembiak bukai enda di anu, enda di tegah, enda di tan nuan mai laluh pemakai pulai ke buding, why them? It's the principle of it..bongok! Dik benasit amai laban aku nadai ayan alai mantupka ati..I'll save that later lah..somewhere, somehow, etc!! Engka nya kini kebuah bala nembiak isin lalu nikau nimpau jendila rumah Mr. Ting enggau batu kini! Poor Ting..I wonder why Julai was upset as well! Where was I? Oooo ba Nyonya kini. Tu meh siku ari pengajar ti, baru iya masuk datai ngajar di Tanjung Lobang, meri serta bekunsi insap enggau nembiak sekula. Paduhal nuan bakanya ngambika nyamai taun bukai udah ngelala sapa sapa nembiak..ku nuan!!

This whole week aduhhhh full of drama ehh!! Sapa pengajar ti di anti serta digagai enggau penyapu malam hari ba Tiong suba? Ahh baru ga first term tu ehh..Tu mega minggu alai endur aki gerubi enggau empat lima iku kami ti benung bemain bul enda mukai mukai digusung bala Iban ti bisi udah bisi bepengawa di Miri. They looked like bunch of bikers wannabe! Sida tu mega lalu ngelalau bala kami anang ngaga diri nyadi gangsetar! Hahaha that's new to me..engka sida enda nemu reti jaku Gangsetar kini!! Entah sapa enda ti ngangau ngumbai nyuruh sida iya datai enda mukai mukai bakanya kelia. Tang ari cherita, sida tu kelia bansa Iban ti udah bekerja ba Shell di Lutong. Engka tu bepun ari minggu bekelala suba kini..Udah meh diriput ngagai Tuansipol tang meh iya amai amai bedagu daun biru betibang di kuyu..We knew and realized that Cikgu..no worry..enti kami di riput urang baru nuan kemabai..biar nuan meruang bejagang jagang empat lima tanjung datai nyerungkai ngiga penyalah kami..di ukum, di anu, di pechat tindat nuan bala kami neh! Lain amai ga nuan tu ehh.


Terima kasih Cikgu Naim, Cikgu Awalludin..you two were always good and fair to us. Kedung, Ngau, Jau, Henry, Ujang, Stanley,..bakeh..terima kasih..without you guys...nadai aku ngupas setur Bekia alai manggaika pala mejamka mata. Hey..you bakeh were great. Ehhh tilam PSKPP bisi tiga serak dibalai tinduk ba setur Bekia maya di enda disagi tuansipol gusung! But Tuansipol my dear..I knew nuan nemu dini alai aku ngelama tu, sekumbang udah nadai bependiau bakanya. You thought I would threw my hands up, gave up and balik kampung..hehhe didn't you? You were once again wrong, dead wrong. Folks, nadai dipelalaika laban enti kitai ngarung ngerubung diri baka ensera engkeratung ayam raja or damu bebulu burit pan nadai meh guna..telling you like it was, like it is, like it will be!! Welcome to my world..my imponderable life as each chapter unfold.

4 comments:

podgykat said...

Hi Gt, trying to catch a few words here and there! I guess when the going gets tough, the tough get going eh! At least you had some good teachers in Awalludin and Naim. Awalludin taught malay literature during our years there and I remember the ones who took malay lit. had good words to say about him too.

Good luck...

GerubiTuai said...

Podgeemaam, back in action! Pretty much that way there for the rest of that year. I managed though...Yeap, there were teachers who were good to me..some new and some the old..My class(form) teacher, Miss Sanee Jaid Parker was good to me too. Cikgu Awalludin Kassim and Cikgu Naim were always giving my buddies and I good advices, and I treasure that. Too bad Mr. William Laing and Mr. Musa were already gone somewhere!! I just didn't see eyes with Mr. Principal and his assistants. You know, the assistant followed my every move the whole entire time I was suspended the first time when school was on..hahaha like I was going to tear down the school or something!!!She took down the list I had prepared on the noticeboard!!!and it was for Kenyalang Red football!!! Damn bitch and a half..I hope her days on earth are numbered!!

Ya, keep on reading..you'll get it..Hey, Get mr. Lawyer Henry to translate!

Cheers.

GerubiTuai said...

Nama berita bala kita menyanak endu? Utah sigi ga chelap maya winter ehh. Kami ditu chelap bakanya..lately very unpredictable laban tropical moisture ti niki mimit katas...nah..Texas bisi snow dah deh endu!!! Icy enggau sleet kami ditu. Nya meh endu, the experience is worth mention ku kitai laban ngajar mayuh macham utai! I didn't regret it one bit..enda belaya enggau tuansipol tang selalu enda bepeda mata laban hmmm mayuh ehhh kebuah iya. He took me out but didn't have the knock-out punch!! I thank him for everything really.

Ila berandau baru..pia meh kitai..nyau lama nyenguk ga. I see your boys are enjoying the weather!!

podgykat said...

Gt, where have you been really? Who was the assistant principal at that time? Let the name out, was she already there during my time? Ahh, sometimes it's easy to pick on one; more often than not, the really vocal ones who are not too scared to speak out. I remeber when it was my elder brother'r time, he sort of led a demo against the lousy hostel food that was being served by the then matron. Name also almost blackened by that incident! Great to have the blog to vent! Closer to home, someone I used to know and recently gotten in touch with again is being sued by the pro govt newspaper(which he used to work for)and the mention for injunction comes up on the 25th. The whole nation and more will be following this case, for it's the first time that bloggers are being sued!!
Meantime, you take care and have a great weeeknd!