Monday, March 12, 2007

Kanjung Pun Pengujung

Penyinu serta pengasih aku nyau besuar ngelantar nuju bala nembiak bukai ti enda kala ngereja penyalah laban pengawa ti udah nyadi satu haribulan April tu tadi nyau nyuruh pengawa sida iya tebunsa linga linga tang aku siku ari kami segantang mata enda minta ampun jari rapit betusun. Ngampun pan nadai meh guna laban pengawa udah dikerja pengidup nyingkang mansang ke mua belama. Ahhh kitai ga anak sekula endang sigi ga gaya:- makai tinduk, belajar bemain, betundi begagai ngambat lemai, hari beganti hari kitai nganti peresa penudi ohhh ha bisi meh bala anak dipilih induk upis pelajar tu ila nyadi menteri pengujung jalai dudi hari.

Enda mukai mukai meh nasit aki gerubi tak nadai di sangka limpang ke kiba ngerembang repa madang lemba. Udah nasit udah selatan anak ampang timpang patah tandan tingkar dan meh tu deh sanu wai menawan. Pengawa digaga enda mega nyelai ari nembiak anak pelajar bukai ti bisi besengki siku tulang penyambung; ransi kudi puas betundi belaya pengujung. Pengawa tu birit irit ari pun taun deh Cikgu Cikgi enggaika kita ti bisi macha karang leman berita enda nemu buta ngelaung. Ingat kita maya kami digusung 'outsiders' empat iku ari Lutong meri kami lampu mirah rah rah ngumbai penyamun? Diriput kami enda ga kita ngeleda dani berani ati ngumbai penemu runding ketapu lindak besegi enggi kita ngena berari! Tu meh pengujung pengawa ti tau nyadi laban kami sigi enda nelentangka diri ngambu ngaku alah lembau enggai bejamah betachah. Ahhh pama mega bala anak Iban neh nyau be ila asai udah muka kuntau ala bebiau bejari nyengkau. Aku, aki gerubi, deh cikgu Adi ukai ngesah datai deka nyamah deka nachah. Aku tu semina mantu deka nyerara engka icha utai tak ulih di kemaduka ngambika enda berintai enda panjai semina mati padam lemai aja. Ngesah meh aku laban tedingaka berita bala nyau bebantai ka bungai tujuhbelah ngerembai jari deka datai. Tinggal meh endu sanu enda lama deh.
Wait a minute..aki gerubi deka nyekat Pok enggau Bapa..ahh baka pelanduk nundukka gajah enggau badak nya cikgu. Laban pelanduk ti mit kelikit mesai tinga antu raya, pelanduk nya meh deka dikeremuk, but I had a better idea with my screwdriver. Salah aku cikgu laban enti nitihka enda patut meh aku dia..din aku ahhh ba tebing tasik berumin muai peluh.

Lo and behold, tu meh terubah kali aku dikumbai Cikgu Cikgi 'Ring Leader' baka tuai Gangstar! Huh nadai meh nemu diri bisi ngembuan penau nyadi tuai ngelambai tau serang deh; however, I ain't Archilles and she ain't Helen of Troy... and if I have to fight ..doggone it bygolly I will for I ain't takin' no shit from nobody....tu meh penyalah kitai agi muda, agi bau lia laban ti enggai ngalahka diri! Akai dai...ka pan enda engkakai enda nyamai munyi sanggai. Cikgu cikgi semua, I must admit I was vocal by birth and nobody, not then, not now, not ever.. can anybody take that away from me but I was not the ring leader. Hahahha my old buddy Will Poole used to say hahahaha "I was just trying to help and to contribute." Ngemandakka cherita, lima iku meh kami sebuat dikangauka tuansipol Adi enggau sapit kanan iya Siti plus one or two more wardens..enda ingat the exact figures actually tang agi ingat upis tuansipol nyau penuh..nyau besapit bau saum siku baka sadin dalam tin temaga! Bala kami pan lalu dipinta nerangka tuju enggau pengawa diri ti udah dikereja. Ngarika bala ti bisi dikangau, yes sirreeeee they were honest..they had nothing to hide to the best of my knowledge. Haiya...nama agi dipinta kita deh? Cherita gaga cherita tempa? Nama nya tak ngumbai kami sebuat bula pia? Ransi kudi, ringat melanjat pan kami nadai meh guna laban nasit kami kita nentuka neh Cikgu cikgi..you knew best..students were just as stupid as dumbasses enda pia?

Ahhh enti enda bakanya bangat nadai pengawa ga kerani sekula. Tu pama ga bisi ngelatih diri nulis serta betaipka surat nuju apai indai, induk upis pelajar menua enggau nengeri, et cetera et cetera neh. Pemutus atur chara enggau aum pengajar..." As for your punishment bla bla bla...you are hereby suspended from your respective dormitories indefinitely..bla bla bla," ku sambung tuansipol ti penudi sekali.

4 comments:

Desmond Douglas Jerukan said...

Enti ku ngaga penyalah pun bulan April tu ketegal April Pool ka aku nginjau nuan nyadi Loyar...sida Hakim ninga runding engau randau nuan pin enda ulih nemu penyalah aku....laban defense nuan alam jako Iban chukup alus engau manah :)

GerubiTuai said...

Hahahaha Igat..nama tak nyuruh aku ketawa ahhhh. April fool nadai kena ukum ahh bala kami..too many maybe. Kena buai buding laban ketegal bukai haha. It was all good, good cause eh. Ahh bisi 'surat pengerindu' di simpan..ila ngelekatka. Led to many things ehh.

podgykat said...

Hey GT, something happened when "our" web portal came up-now no time to blog, hehe. Got to right things somehow, soon. Great ain't it that the response is growing. Thanks, my friend.

GerubiTuai said...

GR: Yeap.

Podgeemaam, very much welcome lah. I haven't really thought about it ehhh..will blog as well as hanging around planet optima portal. I hope one day planet optima will bring ex-tanjung lobang and its current students, parents, teachers and the tech-savy general population together. I will blog ya..the good, the bad, the ugly and its beauty and deformity belum habis ehh. Very long way to go.