Tanjung Lobang tu suba ukai semina sekula ti endur nembiak belajar betentang mata enggau bup besari sari bemalam malam. Endang udah diperatika aku penyelai serta jalai nembiak bukai ti dulu maya sida iya dipaduka nyadi tuai ngempung bala serta ngatur pengawa kelimpah ari pengawa dalam bilik pelajar. Ahh laban ti udah dipaduka nyadi tuai lumba enggau main serta enggau pengawa main bukai, nguji meh tudah aku nganjung serta masang penau diri. Pun taun enda sigi baka deh, sigi kiruh begigaka serta ngempuruka bala pemain ti ngembuan pengelandik serta pengelebih ari bala ti bukai. Semua nemu bemain; semua ngembuan pengelandik tang nyadi pemain tu mesti nemu begulai bemain enggau bala ti bukai mega. Tajapan mayuh alai milih, mayuh mega bala ti lebih mimit enda nyatup kangau nyadi pemain, nyadi pengari sekula laban pelajar. Enggaika kelalu jauh tekelasur berunsur runsur bemain belama nadai jam alai belajar laban tuju kitai sekula tu ngemeranka pengawa belajar, ukai pengawa bemain. I managed to learn a thing or two ari sida enggau pengawa main tu. Kelimpah ari bemain bol, aki gerubi mega di asurka bala nyadi tuai bemain hoki!! Akai daiii bemain bemain bemain..dikangauka bala nyadi pengari sekula bemain sipak raga mega..udahnya dikangauka bala belatih belanda ngeruntu seratus mita enggau empat kali seratus mita lumba beganti ganti papung besi!! Hasss apai..tak enggai nyadi ga tak nyeremangka jari bejaku ri ri nyuruh serta ngelakka urang laban pengawa nguluka urang tu ngenataika reti kitai tuai nyadi teladan, nyadi dan, nyadi tandan tangkai bungai periman! Ahh manah pengawa bakatu dipeda mata bala pengajar laban pengawa tu nyaguka nama sida iya enggau sekula...nama mula neh Cikgu Cikgi!!! Mr. Balang Buayeh, terima kasih laban you were always present maya belatih terining bemain bol. Cikgu Borhannudin the self- proclaimed Cassanova, a mere figure as ugly as freaking coyote, thanking you so very much laban ti enggai enda kiruh ngemenuhka padang maya belatih bemain hoki. Never knew what those guys were up to or did you?? Ila enda lama agi Cikgu aku mansutka..sit back and sit tight..laban our turn to listen udah ngelimpas mansa remang..your turn to listen next enti ka meh hahah. Bemain sipak raga tak ngatika diri bala kami laban kaki bangku bala cikgu semina nemu nimang bini enda nemu nimang buah raga rotan pelali danan.
.......Enti tim ti deka dilaban baka sida tu ..pama ga agi!!Sapa enggai bemain ngelaban ujan???
Pada Suatu Hari....
Pada suatu hari.....holy shiiittt bedau bulih kredit ba BM..enda ibuh pan..anang luba luba dek aki gerubi bejaku BM ahhh!!! No worry, the Iban in me won't allow that... Bisi sekali hari siti, baru udah ngantung nutis ngerintai bala pengari pemain bol sekula ba papan tanda tisi jalai mit anak mensia mansa bilik Tuansipol maya 'free period' bala kami beberapa iku meh mulaika diri ngagai dorm. Ngelama tu pan bakanya meh bala mensia; suah limpang enda lama ngagai dormitory diri empu. Bala ti enda tau lapar nya nyau bepandukka maggee mee deh!!! The previous years pan bakanya so nothing expected to change that so very much this year! Hmmmm aku laban sigi aku, gian insap ehhh..enda ga bangat nyau meliur bubur gegetar baka ular entanggur..tama bilik lalu nungkun deh enggau nunu lempuang ku jaku. Ukai nya alah enti udah gian..baka kumang ti nyera begigaka buah binjai panjai tampuk. Ahhh penyalah aku tu tadi, tu bilik lama aku deh..engka nya kini nyuruh Tuansipol Adi tak nangkan belakang enda dipeda laban deka nengkilaka pengawa kini! Yes sireee..di tangkap nginsap baru ga akai daiiii...and yes sir lagi meh aku niki ngusung bilik nuan, nganti insap udah abis ahhh afterall, first and foremost, it cost me money insap tu ahhh hahaha. Asss apai kumpum meh tu nyadi habitual offender ahh! Nya meh enti urang bangat enda beratika singkang kitai dini deh sida bangat nemu nangkan bakanya, enda pia? It must be something..must be ..at your mercy I was there yes..I wasn't quite sure what it was but I have many many moons to pry it/them out!!! Once a bad boy will always be a bad boy, a bad man, a bad old goat..once bad will never be good..betul nya pemacha berita? Salah siti ari phenomena deviances mensia merening siku siku. Rare occurance but yet so very true neh Cikgu.
Pada Suatu Hari...
Anang luba luba dik aki..semadi ngaminka aja pass BM..bedau kredit!!! Hahahhaa..berandau duduk betunga enggau Tuansipol Adi tak enda kala berandauka pendiau serta jalai pengidup ti menyana deh, ari pom empat kelia. Ahh.."This time you will lose your biasiswa," ku iya merening aku. "You have been warned and warned," ku iya nyambung jaku iya! Enda nemu laban ti enda kala macha rules and regulation 'biasiswa' ti diberi perintah tu suba. Tu meh, dalam ati enggau mata aku siku, urang ti bisi kuasa, ngena kuasa to the maximum!!! Tak rerangap tudah aku nyaut enggau 'yes sir'. "I write a letter to your mother..cc to Jabatan Pelajaran Bahagian and Negeri," ku tudah tuai bejaku baru. Nama deh, tak nadai daya agi meh aku..kati ku enggau dehh..asi udah nyadi tai! Haass apai tusah mega kitai enti udah nyadi prime target bakatu ehhhh nadai ngawa ga enti sida Mr. Leonard Martin Uning di Miri enggau bala sida aki di Kuching ngelala ulah pengawa anak Iban dalam sekula. "I will announce it tomorrow that you are stripped from the ministership, and I want your 'landyard' on my desk as we speak," ku pengujung jaku iya. Ahh nyau meh tudah aku ngerurutka tanda minister tu tadi deh lalu aku engkah belubah lubah ba atas mija iya. Akai tak bedau ulih dikumbai setaun jagung alai udah dipilih nyadi minister lalu di buai urang ga ahhhh apaii. "Why didn't you give the same punishment to the previous students who have committed the same offence repeatedly??????" ku leka jaku keluar enda berasai ari mulut engkerasak dadak meruntak nengah jalai bedau ngeluarka diri ari upis iya. Apooo ehhh naka penajam mata tudah tuai iya merening aku!!! Life at odds with powerful being , the high almighty was more than sweet and sour soup. Tu meh pusin peling pendiau nyadi anak sekula; pusin ti tau dikumbai munuh diri enggau penatau enggau ulah. Nadai nama nama nya laban ngasaika diri enda mereti anak kurang ajar enda ulih lali; penyalah diri empu believe you me!!!
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Hi GT, from what I gather or from what little I can understand, seems mighty interesting your story here!
Cheers.
Podgeemaam, I learned a thing or two along the way! Really, the first paragraph is a snapshot bila I really started to exert myself on the field representing Tanjung, not for me but to make names for someone else! Main bola..main bola. I did not have any problem gathering good players although some refused to play for some reason or another...
The second paragraph itu hmmm my highway to hell. I found out the hard way..I didn't want to believe that I was the chosen few! Students got caught smoking frequently in Tanjung back then..but none got as severe of a punishment than myself and three others!..later blog. It was my own fault..b'cos nobody force that ciggy on me. Second time in few months kena tangkap..although the first time..guilty by smell!!I was at right place for the wrong reason, and I refused to name the smokers..there it went I got punished. This time around I got caught red-handed! I had no choice but to accept the maximum punishment! I was told that letters would be sent to the State Education Department as well as Divisional, to my folks, to me, and I didn't know who else!! Biasiswa was also taken away too! It was back and forth for the next two or three months! Something I never want younger kids to go through..ever. Yes I had problems with it since same-offence-different punishment policy was as clear as night and day!
Anyway, that's what happen when labeling took over in the naked eyes!!
Many more to come..hahaha like always, like everything else, it got worse before it got better!
Regards
Waiting for more, GT. Hope to read when i get back from the hols-maybe leaving friday night to KL with the family. Just to see my mom and a few old friends. Henry's says he has difficulty getting in my blog, and complains that he's suffering from writer's block! Can't seem to string his thoughts to write much! Anyway, he sang really well during our birthday/anniversary do. Probably going to change profession soon! Haha.
take care & have a good holiday season. Stop by my blog for some makan-makan!
Cheers.
Podgeemaam, you'll enjoy the twist from here on out. You will understand my Ibanised Tanjung memory lane lah nanti. I know it will get very very interesting hehehe. Happy holidays then..to you and your family. Ya I'll stop by but those food aduhh sik tahan lah aku tok ehh..nangga food food food..I can eat a lot you know..but never gain a pound!! Tried to put few pounds on myself but to no avail..so gave up lah aku tok kak. So long as I can have my six-pack back I'll be okay ehh. yalah sik tahan nangga food!!
Apalah si Henry nak jadi Borneo Idol kah? hahahha mungkin nya bz with his pile of work..eehh bukan senang jadi lawyer tok ehh. Had I known I was gonna stay like this..I would have pursued the same thing..juvenile lawyer sebab nakal bah!! ada advantage ya.
Si Henry can duet with me nyanyi lagu Iban kelak ehh.
Yalah happy holidays.
Way to go GT, tell it like it is. One day, Im ay get there. Am a bit naughty with today's posting too! I've changed the looks of my blog for hte new year. Stop by for a preview. Everyone else stops by and so "takut" to leave comments, wonder why. My blog's private now, eh.
maybe still around tomorrow,Hubby's so bz! Stay in touch thru the blog!
Cheers
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